Love & Funny Rottweiler Quotes and Captions

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost. – Charlotte Gray

Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted. – Sian Ford

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Bernard Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. – John Grogan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe

When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad. – Kristan Higgins

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! – Greg Curtis

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry Truman

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