Rottweiler Quotes

Rottweiler is a very famous dog breed, and many people love this type of dog. Rottweiler is one of the most ancient dog breeds. These dogs are very entertaining and loving.

Today here we are going to share with you rottweiler quotes. We have also mentioned the rottweiler dog caption, which you can use on social media websites like Instagram; take a look below.

Rottweiler Quotes

When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don’t want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. – Gene Simmons

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What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. – Frank Carson

In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don’t want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands. – Gene Simmons

I wouldn’t even think about bribing a rottweiler with a steak that didn’t weigh more than I do. – Jason Earles

We have nine hungry Rottweilers on the farm. – John Entwistle

I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse, and let a rottweiler chase you home. – Billy Connolly

Once you’ve got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I’ve got six bull terriers, a rottweiler, and a bulldog. – Julian Dicks

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The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp. – Dave Barry

Who cared whether you could change motor oil when you could snap a rottweiler’s neck in 2.8 seconds? Now there was a practical skill. – Kelley Armstrong

If I never saw another fistfight or car chase or Doberman attack, I wouldn’t have any feeling of loss. And that goes for Rottweilers, too. – Pauline Kael

He learns a bit more slowly than a shepherd dog, but what he learns he knows forever. The Rottweiler is a very fine character dog, but not everybody is suitable for this type of dog. – Resi Gerritsen

Rottweiler Captions

You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.

Dogs are my favorite people.

I will always woof you.

My best friend has fur and a tail.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

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Love is a four-legged word.

Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.

Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.

The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.

Don’t stop retrievin’.

My dog’s only flaw is not living forever.

Life would be ruff without you.

This friendship is fur real.

If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.

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Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’

Rottweiler Love Quotes

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings

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The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. – M.K. Clinton, author of The Returns

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich. – Louis Sabin, author of Teddy Roosevelt, Rough Rider

My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton, Pulitzer Prize winning author

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had. – Thom Jones, author of The Pugilist at Rest

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. – Anne Lamott, American novelist and political activist

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it watching for us to come home each day. – John Grogan, author of Marley & Me

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. – Dean Koontz, author of Whispers

No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog. – Stanley Leinwall

Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles Schulz, cartoonist of Peanuts

No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you. – Waka Flocka Flame, New York-based rapper, a.k.a. Juaquin James Malphurs

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. – H. G. Bissinger, Pulitzer Prize winning American author and journalist

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money can not buy … to wit—the wag of a dog’s tail. – Josh Billings, humorist and lecturer

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness? – Jonathan Safran Foer, author of Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

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Rottweiler Dog Quotes

It’s amazing how fast you can run when there’s a f**king rottweiler chasing you. – David Bowick

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help. – Various

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I know that I’m a bit of a snob now, because ‘The Lover’ put me up here and I just don’t want to accept anything less than that. I don’t see why I should. – Jane March

I kept telling my mom that reading comic books would pay off. – Joss Whedon

The rottweiler reared up on its back legs, trying. – Robert Muchamore

I’d been labelled a goth, an emo, a druggie, a loser, and my personal favorite only because it showed just how ignorant people were: a freak. – Nicole Williams

A novel is a book with a lot of pages. – Kathy Acker

Can you imagine – a blond Tarzan? – Johnny Weissmuller

Optimism is not the ability to live on the highest branch. It is the faith to learn to fly. – Wes Fesler

A person that doesn’t read and doesn’t have any ethics complaining about a writer feels like a Chihuahua barking at a Rottweiler. – Robin Sacredfire

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn’t hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor’s rottweiler just the same. – Lois Greiman

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You’ve got a pit bull on one side of you and a rottweiler on the other, first thing you do is drop your steak. Miller – James S.A. Corey

Rottweiler Funny Quotes

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job! – George Carlin

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does. – Christopher Morley

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret

I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop! – Jonah Goldberg

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