Rottweiler is a very famous dog breed, and many people love this type of dog. Rottweiler is one of the most ancient dog breeds. These dogs are very entertaining and loving.
Today here we are going to share with you rottweiler quotes. We have also mentioned the rottweiler dog caption, which you can use on social media websites like Instagram; take a look below.
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Rottweiler Quotes
When you walk through a bad neighborhood, you don’t want a poodle by your side. You want a Rottweiler. – Gene Simmons
What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. – Frank Carson
In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don’t want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my hands. – Gene Simmons
I wouldn’t even think about bribing a rottweiler with a steak that didn’t weigh more than I do. – Jason Earles
We have nine hungry Rottweilers on the farm. – John Entwistle
I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse, and let a rottweiler chase you home. – Billy Connolly
Once you’ve got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I’ve got six bull terriers, a rottweiler, and a bulldog. – Julian Dicks
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp. – Dave Barry
Who cared whether you could change motor oil when you could snap a rottweiler’s neck in 2.8 seconds? Now there was a practical skill. – Kelley Armstrong
If I never saw another fistfight or car chase or Doberman attack, I wouldn’t have any feeling of loss. And that goes for Rottweilers, too. – Pauline Kael
He learns a bit more slowly than a shepherd dog, but what he learns he knows forever. The Rottweiler is a very fine character dog, but not everybody is suitable for this type of dog. – Resi Gerritsen
Rottweiler Captions
You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.
Dogs are my favorite people.
I will always woof you.
My best friend has fur and a tail.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Love is a four-legged word.
Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
Don’t stop retrievin’.
My dog’s only flaw is not living forever.
Life would be ruff without you.
This friendship is fur real.
If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
Rottweiler Love Quotes
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings
The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. – M.K. Clinton, author of The Returns
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich. – Louis Sabin, author of Teddy Roosevelt, Rough Rider
My little dog—a heartbeat at my feet. – Edith Wharton, Pulitzer Prize winning author
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had. – Thom Jones, author of The Pugilist at Rest
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. – Anne Lamott, American novelist and political activist
Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it watching for us to come home each day. – John Grogan, author of Marley & Me
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished. – Dean Koontz, author of Whispers
No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog. – Stanley Leinwall
Happiness is a warm puppy. – Charles Schulz, cartoonist of Peanuts
No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you. – Waka Flocka Flame, New York-based rapper, a.k.a. Juaquin James Malphurs
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. – H. G. Bissinger, Pulitzer Prize winning American author and journalist
In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money can not buy … to wit—the wag of a dog’s tail. – Josh Billings, humorist and lecturer
Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness? – Jonathan Safran Foer, author of Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz
Rottweiler Dog Quotes
It’s amazing how fast you can run when there’s a f**king rottweiler chasing you. – David Bowick
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help. – Various
I know that I’m a bit of a snob now, because ‘The Lover’ put me up here and I just don’t want to accept anything less than that. I don’t see why I should. – Jane March
I kept telling my mom that reading comic books would pay off. – Joss Whedon
The rottweiler reared up on its back legs, trying. – Robert Muchamore
I’d been labelled a goth, an emo, a druggie, a loser, and my personal favorite only because it showed just how ignorant people were: a freak. – Nicole Williams
A novel is a book with a lot of pages. – Kathy Acker
Can you imagine – a blond Tarzan? – Johnny Weissmuller
Optimism is not the ability to live on the highest branch. It is the faith to learn to fly. – Wes Fesler
A person that doesn’t read and doesn’t have any ethics complaining about a writer feels like a Chihuahua barking at a Rottweiler. – Robin Sacredfire
Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn’t hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor’s rottweiler just the same. – Lois Greiman
You’ve got a pit bull on one side of you and a rottweiler on the other, first thing you do is drop your steak. Miller – James S.A. Corey
Rottweiler Funny Quotes
If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain
What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job! – George Carlin
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does. – Christopher Morley
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret
I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop! – Jonah Goldberg
