Best Short & Funny Puppy Quotes with Pictures

Puppies are adorable. When they cuddle with you, they bring a smile to your face. That is the power of puppies. People love to play and care for puppies a lot.

We know that you guys are looking for puppy quotes, so we have collected one of the best cute and funny puppy quotes for you; take a look.

Puppy Quotes

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Every bride is beautiful. It’s like newborn babies or puppies. They can’t help it.

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He had the appeal of a very young dog of a very large breed — a kind of amiable absurdity.

I’m convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.

Everything is an inspiration. If you look at the world as the incredible place it is, then each moment is a feast.

I’m not alone,” said the boy. “I’ve got a puppy.

No, I wanna go kick puppies,” she retorted.

I wish I lived in your world, where it’s sunshine and puppies all the time.

And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don’t you think?

Puppies are God’s idea of a perfect workout program.

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Puppies are born with the genes for love, but it still takes a village to raise a loving dog.

Sometimes, looking into the distance, one may fail to notice things under one’s feet and stumble.

Puppy Love Quotes

Hard to forget first puppy love.

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Every time I think about that girl, my mind commits a sin.

I’d never before been infatuated with someone living, someone real.

Sometimes, he gets on my nerves; At other times, I burn the ladder.

Naughty? Me? I’m just a sheepdog puppy who wants to have fun.

You can invent your ways to take care of the puppies.

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense. – Agnes Repplier

Whoever said you can’t buy Happiness forgot little puppies.

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Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie. – Rudyard Kipling

People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead. – Kate Jackson

Dog Puppy Quotes

You can’t pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.

I would rather be beaten, and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

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There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.

I like to say I’m like a puppy in a room of cats.

Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.

A puppy is an ultimate distraction.

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.

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Puppy Quotes Short

These puppy mills are horrific. It’s totally for-profit breeding. It’s despicable.

It’s hard to boo a puppy. You can’t boo a handful of puppies.

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I would love to get a pug. A puppy, a baby pug – I just want one so bad.

Biden’s about as disciplined as a puppy, OK?

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.

There’s a puppy store near where I live. They know me by name in there because I go so often.

It’s just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

We have a new puppy and that’s enough! Two babies and three dogs are enough.

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I used to work at a puppy nursery.

Puppy Quotes Funny

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. — Will Rogers

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. — Mark Twain

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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. — Franklin P. Jones

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. — Groucho Marx

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost. — Charlotte Gray

Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mailman is not to be trusted. — Sian Ford

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Bernard Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. — Andy Rooney

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. — Marilyn Monroe

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. — Rita Rudner

Cute Puppy Quotes

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job! -George Carlin

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. –Aldous Huxley

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

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It all started when my dog began getting free rollover minutes. –Jay London

Do you want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry Truman

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