Short, Cute & Funny Pug Quotes

Pug is a very cute little dog. You can see this dog in three colors: silver or apricot-fawn with a black face mask, or all black. Here we have collected cute pug quotes for you.

We have also collected one of the best pug love and life quotes, take a look below.

Pug Quotes

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. – Margo Kaufman

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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs. – Martha Scott

Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp. – Robert Schumann

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. – Max Eastman

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. – Mark Twain

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings

When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they’re not people. – Julia Glass

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. – Milan Kundera

The dog was created especially for children. He is a God of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. – Konrad Lorenz

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. – Christopher Morley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. – Edward Abbey

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. – August Strindberg

Know yourself. Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. – Alexander Pope

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel Capek

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Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. – Louis Sabin

Pug Dog Quotes

A dog is a dog except when he is facing you. Then he is Mr. Dog. – Haitian Farmer

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A friend is a friend and a dog is a dog. A friend will never be a dog, but a dog won’t ever quit being a friend. – Jean-Paul Malfatti

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog when you are just as hungry as the dog. – Jack London

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. – Mickey Rivers

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk-Bone. – Bobby Heenan

A dog will always be your best friend no matter what. Even if your human friends aren’t.

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.

Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.

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Funny Pug Quotes

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Bernard Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. – Marilyn Monroe

It all started when my dog began getting free rollover minutes. – Jay London

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Do you want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. – Harry Truman

Pug Love Quotes

The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog. – M.K. Clinton

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich. – Louis Sabin

A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart. – Judy Desmond

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No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you. – Waka Flocka Flame

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time. – H. G. Bissinger

In the whole history of the world, there is but one thing that money can not buy … to wit – the wag of a dog’s tail. – Josh Billings

When you adopt a dog, you have a lot of very good days and one very bad day. – W. Bruce Cameron

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness? – Jonathan Safran Foer

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

Cute Pug Quotes

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job! – George Carlin

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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. – Sue Murphy

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost. – Charlotte Gray

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Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. – John Grogan

If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield

Short Pug Quotes

I just want to drink wine and pet my dog.

Sorry, I can’t. I have plans with my dog.

A house is not a home without a dog.

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My dog is the only therapist I need!

I work hard so my dog can have a better life.

This girl runs on coffee & dogs

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