I love you like the moon likes the darkness.
I love you like the sun loves summer.
I love you like the Top 40’s countdown loves a hit.
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.
I love you like a stripper loves a fat tip.
I love you like B-list celebrities love cocaine.
I love you like Everybody Loves Raymond.
I love you like Michael Jackson loved chaperoning children’s parties.
I love you like middle age men on business in Nevada love brothels.
I love you like R Kelly loves vinyl sheets.
I love you like Rob Lowe loves DirecTV.
I love you like sperm loves tongues.
I love you more than Paula Dean loves butter.
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I Love You Like The Ocean Quotes
A mother’s love is like an island, In life’s ocean vast and wide, A peaceful, quiet shelter, From the restless, rising tide. – Helen Steiner Rice
And … it’s like all my life I’ve been this tower standing at the edge of the ocean for some obscure purpose, and only now, almost eighteen years in, has someone thought to flip the switch that reveals that I’m not a tower at all. I’m a lighthouse. – Laini Taylor
Bob Goff loves people with a force that is natural, and by natural I mean like nature, like a waterfall or wind or waves on the ocean. He loves effortlessly, as though love packs annually in snow on a mountain, melting and rushing through him in an infinite loop. – Bob Goff
Every loving word and action create a far reaching ripple effect – like the waves of the ocean. – Swami Dhyan Giten
Falling in love is like submerging beneath the ocean with a submarine; you leave the outside world and wander in the silence of dimness. – Mehmet Murat Ildan
Fish love the ocean. Snakes move like earth-fish inside a mountain,well away from seawater. Certain sunfish,though,turn snakes into ocean lovers. – Rumi
Love is like a vast ocean. – Lailah Gifty Akita
Love is the language of life and all others are transient epi-phenomena. Like a fish, we are swimming in the ocean of love. We are so busy seeking love that we don’t realize we are swimming in love. – Debasish Mridha
True love is boundless like the ocean and, swelling within one, spreads itself out and, crossing all boundaries and frontiers, envelops the whole world. – Mahatma Gandhi
When you are in love, an ocean of joy dances like the waves in an ocean. You are that ocean. – Debasish Mridha
I Love You Like Romantic Quotes
As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. – John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
Falling for him would be like cliff diving. It would be either the most exhilarating thing that ever happened to me or the stupidest mistake I’d ever make. – Colleen Houck, Tiger’s Curse
For you see, each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. – Rosemonde Gérard
He’s more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. – Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul. – Pablo Neruda
I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. – Paul Coelho, The Alchemist
I love you to the moon and back. – Sam McBratney, Guess How Much I Love You
I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be. – Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
Say ‘I love you’ out loud and often. – Mary Davis, Every Day Spirit: A Daybook of Wisdom, Joy and Peace
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. – Marilyn Monroe
The simple lack of her is more to me than others’ presence. – George Thomas
I Love You Like Quotes For Her
But the you who you are tonight is the same you I was in love with yesterday, the same you I’ll be in love with tomorrow. – Gayle Forman
Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. – William Goldman
For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you. – Andrew McMahon
I do know some things. I know I love you. I know you love me. – Game of Thrones
I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you. – Ben Folds
I love you right up to the moon—and back. – Sam McBratney
I love you the way a drowning man loves air. And it would destroy me to have you just a little. – Rae Carson
I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck. – Silver Linings Playbook
I’ve never had a moment’s doubt. I love you. I believe in you completely. You are my dearest one. My reason for life. – Ian McEwan
So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. – Paulo Coelho
Storm clouds may gather and stars may collide, but I love you until the end of time. – Moulin Rouge
Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I’m happy now…because I love you. – Groundhog Day
You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on. – Pride and Prejudice
You should know how great things were before you. Even so, they’re better still today. I can’t think of who I was before you ruined everything in the nicest way. – Jonathan Coulton
You think you’re one of millions but you’re one in a million to me. – Brad Paisley
I Love You Like My Own Daughter Quotes
I must have done something right in my life to deserve a daughter so beautiful, kind, sweet, and smart as you. Never change, my love.
If you ever need me for anything, I’m just a call away. I don’t care how insignificant the problem is. I want you to know that I will always be here for you.
In my eyes, you will always be my baby girl. Don’t grow up too fast, little one. I love you!
My dearest daughter, you are the answer to all my prayers and wishes. I pray that when you grow older, you will also be a miracle to other people.
My heart will always belong to you, my dear daughter. We will always be a team. I love you, sweet one.
Seeing you grow up so talented, beautiful, and brilliant fills me with so much purpose. I just love the fact that you are my daughter!
Sometimes when I feel so down and out, I only need to look at you and be reminded that you are my miracle. I love you, baby girl.
Whenever you start doubting yourself, always remember that you have me. I will always have your back.
With every day that passes, you only grow more beautiful in my eyes. I admire your heart of gold. I love you very much!
You make me very proud to be your mother. I know that our relationship is not perfect, but I love that it’s strong and real. I love you, sweetheart.
Your beautiful smile makes all the worries disappear. Your good heart is how I know you will also be truly loved. I’m so proud to call you my daughter.
I Love You Like Anything Quotes
I love you more than a garden of flowers, a sea of smiles or a world of hugs combined.
I love you more than anything else I have in this life.
I love you more than anything I could ever imagine.
I love you more than anything in the universe.
I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.
I love you more than anything in this world.
I love you more than every love song ever written.
I love you more than fries love ketchup.
I love you more than I could ever put into words.
I love you more than more than all the words in all the books in all the world.
I love you more than more than every word every thought whispered or spoken.
I love you more than more than words can say.
I love you more than my life.