Today here we are going to share with you golden retriever quotes. We will also share with you funny golden retriever dog Instagram captions as well; take a look below.
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Golden Retriever Quotes
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Bernard Williams
Capo, my first golden retriever, so loved to swim she once jumped off a cliff to get into Lake Superior. – Sara Paretsky
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. – Louis Sabin
I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers. – Denise Richards
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
My name is Oprah Winfrey. I have a talk show. I’m single. I have eight dogs-five golden retrievers, two black labs, and a mongrel. I have four years of college. – Oprah Winfrey
My friend Phil has a theory that the Lord, having made teenagers, felt constrained to make amends and so created the golden retriever. – Mary McGrory
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler
I’m a werewolf, not a golden retriever. – Cassandra Clare
… occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That’s my kind of jogging. – Gary Reilly
I’ve watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I’ve seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one. – N.D. Wilson
Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. And, when they finally do die, you’ll find they’ve left their estate in inviolate trust to the golden retrievers. – P. J. O’Rourke
Okay, you drive,” she said. “I’ll sit with m head hanging out of the window like a golden retriever. – Kim Harrison
I am the planet’s most affectionate life-form, something like the cross between a golden retriever and a barnacle. – Elizabeth Gilbert
I also go on long walks with my dog, a golden retriever named Breeze-and I work out with weights at a health club a couple of times a week. – Karen Hughes
I’ve been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born. – Jon Hamm
There is something about the human condition. I don’t think dogs are like “If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I’d be totally happy.” Dogs are happy with who they are. – Michael Ian Black
Golden Retriever Instagram Captions
As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. – English proverb
I feel as though my life is bathed in golden sunlight. And the really wonderful thing is that I know it. – Helen McCrory
I’ve got a retriever fever.
Love is the golden rule.
Putting the ‘retrieve’ in golden retriever.
Trying to be the person my Golden Retriever thinks I am.
All I care about is my Golden Retriever, like three people and wine.
I’m mutts about this pup.
Dogs are my favorite people.
The road to my heart is filled with paw-prints.
I’ve reached peak happiness. Everyone, meet my new puppy!
Our family has expanded by four feet!
Life is too short to have just one dog.
Crazy dog lady.
I was born to pet all the dogs.
Best friends come in all hairy.
Beware of wife. Dog is friendly.
A daily dose of cuteness.
Golden Retriever Love Quotes
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad. – Robert Wagner
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be. – Konrad Lorenz
Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way. – Caroline Knapp
Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment. – Caroline Knapp
Everybody should have a shelter dog. It’s good for the soul. – Paul Shaffer
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend. – Lord Byron
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain
It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them. – John Grogan
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. – Dean Koontz
It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal. – John Grogan
Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one’s life and one’s outlook are never quite the same. – Betty White
Funny Golden Retriever Quotes
What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.
No, I don’t want that cute Golden Retriever puppy – said no one ever.
Scratch your dog and you’ll find a permanent job.
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a Golden Retriever. – Franklin P. Jones
My fashion philosophy is, if you are not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
I don’t shed. I emit fibers of joy and love. – A Golden Retriever
Walk as if you are kissing the Earth. – Golden Retriever
I am a Golden Retriever but I never retrieve Gold.
When everything in life fails, hug a Golden Retriever.
I am the person who will play with the Golden Retriever at the party.
Golden Retriever Sayings
I’ve seen a look in a dog’s eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck