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Golden Retriever Quotes

Golden Retriever Quotes

The golden retriever is a very popular dog breed in the USA. These dogs are known as gun dogs because they are known for their bird hunting skills. These dogs are brilliant, intelligent, and loyal.

Today here we are going to share with you golden retriever quotes. We will also share with you funny golden retriever dog Instagram captions as well; take a look below.

Golden Retriever Quotes

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. – Bernard Williams

Capo, my first golden retriever, so loved to swim she once jumped off a cliff to get into Lake Superior. – Sara Paretsky

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. – Louis Sabin

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers. – Denise Richards

golden retriever quotes

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

My name is Oprah Winfrey. I have a talk show. I’m single. I have eight dogs-five golden retrievers, two black labs, and a mongrel. I have four years of college. – Oprah Winfrey

My friend Phil has a theory that the Lord, having made teenagers, felt constrained to make amends and so created the golden retriever. – Mary McGrory

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. – Samuel Butler

I’m a werewolf, not a golden retriever. – Cassandra Clare

… occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That’s my kind of jogging. – Gary Reilly

I’ve watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I’ve seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one. – N.D. Wilson

Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. And, when they finally do die, you’ll find they’ve left their estate in inviolate trust to the golden retrievers. – P. J. O’Rourke

Okay, you drive,” she said. “I’ll sit with m head hanging out of the window like a golden retriever. – Kim Harrison

golden retriever quotes

I am the planet’s most affectionate life-form, something like the cross between a golden retriever and a barnacle. – Elizabeth Gilbert

I also go on long walks with my dog, a golden retriever named Breeze-and I work out with weights at a health club a couple of times a week. – Karen Hughes

I’ve been surrounded by dogs my whole life. I got a golden retriever a year after I was born. – Jon Hamm

There is something about the human condition. I don’t think dogs are like “If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I’d be totally happy.” Dogs are happy with who they are. – Michael Ian Black

Golden Retriever Instagram Captions

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. – English proverb

I feel as though my life is bathed in golden sunlight. And the really wonderful thing is that I know it. – Helen McCrory

I’ve got a retriever fever.

Love is the golden rule.

Putting the ‘retrieve’ in golden retriever.

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Stay Golden.

Trying to be the person my Golden Retriever thinks I am.

All I care about is my Golden Retriever, like three people and wine.

I’m mutts about this pup.

Dogs are my favorite people.

The road to my heart is filled with paw-prints.

I’ve reached peak happiness. Everyone, meet my new puppy!

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Our family has expanded by four feet!

Life is too short to have just one dog.

Crazy dog lady.

I was born to pet all the dogs.

Best friends come in all hairy.

Beware of wife. Dog is friendly.

A daily dose of cuteness.

Golden Retriever Love Quotes

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad. – Robert Wagner

The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be. – Konrad Lorenz

golden retriever love quotes

Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way. – Caroline Knapp

Fall in love with a dog, and in many ways you enter a new orbit, a universe that features not just new colors but new rituals, new rules, a new way of experiencing attachment. – Caroline Knapp

Everybody should have a shelter dog. It’s good for the soul. – Paul Shaffer

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend. – Lord Byron

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s. – Mark Twain

golden retriever love quotes

It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them. – John Grogan

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. – Dean Koontz

It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal. – John Grogan

Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one’s life and one’s outlook are never quite the same. – Betty White

Funny Golden Retriever Quotes

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.

No, I don’t want that cute Golden Retriever puppy – said no one ever.

Scratch your dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

funny golden retriever quotes

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a Golden Retriever. – Franklin P. Jones

My fashion philosophy is, if you are not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

I don’t shed. I emit fibers of joy and love. – A Golden Retriever

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth. – Golden Retriever

I am a Golden Retriever but I never retrieve Gold.

funny golden retriever quotes

When everything in life fails, hug a Golden Retriever.

I am the person who will play with the Golden Retriever at the party.

Golden Retriever Sayings

I’ve seen a look in a dog’s eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts. – John Steinbeck