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Funny Birthday Wishes for Old School Friend
Yikes, the years are really catching up with you, my friend! Just kidding! Happy birthday, [insert name]!
I’m sorry to tell you you’ve just grown another year older. But hey, look on the bright side—that’s another year you got to spend with me!
You’re getting old, mate . . . next year I’ll have to get you a bigger cake for all those candles!
You’re living proof that older doesn’t mean wiser. Just kidding! Happy birthday, mate!
I’m only here for the cake . . . but I may as well wish you a happy birthday while I’m at it. Have a good one!
Wishing you many more candles for many more birthdays . . . and bigger cakes to put them on!
I thought of the perfect gift for you. Too bad I didn’t get it! This card will have to do instead. Happy birthday!
Friendship is life’s greatest gift . . . which is why I didn’t get you anything for your birthday. Have a good one, mate!
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.
Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.
Happy birthday to a dear friend who will always have my support in lying about your age.
Those awkward days when your best friend isn’t at school and you feel like total loner.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Long Distance Friend
My people are growing up today. One more year and many memories. Happy Birthday, friend!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something oh yeah, best friend, check! The best day of the day!
If birthdays are only once a year, how do you always look so old? I wish you a happy birthday, friend!
Age is just a number, but in your case this is really a sufficient number. Have a great birthday, my friend!
I’m glad you witnessed the search for the fire there. You will need to light those candles afterwards Happy Birthday Friend!
Happy birthday to my best friend! This birthday is special as we’re far apart. I’ll be thinking of you and wishing you a great day!
Our friendship since childhood has always meant so much to me. Happy birthday, and thank you for everything!
Great people like you are hard to find and even harder to keep around. I wish you all the best and a happy birthday, my dear friend!
I could travel the world and never find someone who is as good of a friend as you. Thank you for being you. Happy birthday, best friend!
I want to let the whole world know what an incredible friend you are. I hope you have an unforgettable birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Doctor Friend
All of the nurses know it’s your birthday today – they think you’re old too! Happy birthday doctor!
Happy birthday doctor! Heard you were spending your birthday at the hospital? You party animal!
Happy birthday doctor! What’s the best thing about getting older? Your hair starts matching your lab coat!
The world’s best patient… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you a happy birthday!
It is hard to find a gift for a man whose profession is to give mankind the gift of life. Happy Birthday Doctor.
I wasn’t sure what to get you for your birthday, so… I got you a stool sample! Happy birthday!
Once every generation the world’s best doctor is born. That doctor would like to wish you happy birthday!
I don’t always make poor health decisions. But when I do, I make sure I don’t tell you! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re the best doctor to ever doctor people that need doctoring!
I don’t care what people are saying, I think you’re a fine doctor! Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Senior Friend
Happy birthday! They say age is just a number. For you, it’s a really really big number.
Happy birthday! On the bright side, your birthday cake is going to be HUGE to fit all the candles.
Want to go out for your birthday! I promise I’ll have you back for your 8pm bedtime!
I know you don’t like birthdays, but, good news, there probably aren’t many left. Happy birthday!
You’re finally old enough where your hair loss is no longer premature. Happy birthday!
Hey, think you can get us all the senior discount at the restaurant tonight? Happy birthday!
Know those people that age gracefully? One of them would like to wish you happy birthday!
My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.
Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes for a Good Friend
May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.
Happy birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.
Happy birthday to one of my best friends! Here’s to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you.
You don’t have birthdays — you level up! Happy level up day to my best friend.
Happy birthday to my best friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth.
You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. Good thing your other half is so wonderful.
I always knew we’d be friends till we were old and gray… but the gray part came a lot sooner than I expected.
I’m so glad I found you all those years ago. Making friends at this age would suck.
The good news: we’ve been friends for all these years. The bad news: it’s been a lot of years.
I’m so glad we’ve managed to make this friendship work despite the generational difference.
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