We all have funny friends, and they make us laugh every time. So if you are looking for birthday messages for your friends, here we have collected one of the best funny birthday wishes for friend. You can share these birthday wishes with your friends on WhatsApp or write these messages on a greeting card and give them as a gift.
We have also mentioned a funny best birthday wish to Kamina friend; look below for more messages.
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!
Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.
It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!
Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!
Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
I’m one boob, you’re the other boob and together…we’re breast friends! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!
A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can’t live without ‘em. Happy birthday!
Best friends are the family you get to choose, and I’m so glad we chose each other. Happy birthday, beautiful.
Work makes us colleagues. Our inappropriate conversations make us friends. Happy Birthday!
Happiest birthday to one of my friends whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. Happy birthday!
Sooner than you think, there is no point in coloring your hair, now. It’s going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig. So stop thinking about the inevitable. Happy birthday!
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
No one gets me like you do. Happy birthday to my best friend.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.
I’m so happy that the universe brought us together and we became best friends. Happy birthday!
Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my friend who’s forever young at heart.
Partners may come and go, but best friends are forever. Happy birthday to my best friend.
Happy birthday to my best friend who brings out the best in me.
The night is still young, but you, my dear friend, are not anymore. Let’s party all night.
Happiest birthday to the friend who is completely unforgettable. especially because you are the one who is the grayest here.
Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend Funny
Don’t worry, you don’t have gray hairs, you have “wisdom highlights”. You just happen to be extremely wise!
It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department!
[insert age] is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. You’re just ready to party!
How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze, you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!
You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
To my lovely friend on his birthday, I want you to know I have always respected you and admired your style and flawless grooming.
The beautiful is still young, but you as a friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s begin the party, though!
May Your Facebook wall be filled with loads of wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years. Happy birthday, dear Friend!
I am very much sure you are missing your childhood desperately. That’s exactly what most people do when they get old. Happy birthday!
Dear friend, I am here to remind you of very a important thing in life always save money for retirement. Happy birthday!
Dear brother, ensure that you empty your pockets on this day and throw out the party to your friends. Have a joyful birthday party ever!
Have a great birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who was really lucky in the boyfriend department. You are a fortunate girl to have a funny boyfriend like me.
Happiest birthday to my adorable boyfriend! I am really sorry I haven’t got a gift for you this year.
Hello, my handsome boyfriend! This year, you have to take a lot of help blowing out your candles.
I’m just glad that we could become as close friends as you inviting me to your birthday party!
I’ve been your best friend through thick and thin… and it’s only fair that I get to kick you the most.
Happy Birthday best friend. Now let’s go to the corner and bitch about people who didn’t wish you today.
Funny Best Birthday Wish to Kamina Friend
आपके जन्मदिन पर गाऊंगा, आपके लिए यही तराना,
अब तक महीने में एक दिन नहाते थे, अब से रोज नहाना !
ख़ुशी में बर्थडे इतना भी मत मनाना दिल खोलकर,
कि कोरोना मरीज भी आ जाये, जय माता दी बोलकर !
अक्सर मैं किसी न किसी दोस्त का जन्मदिन भूल जाता हूँ
पर तुम्हारा जन्मदिन याद रहा मुझे
इस बात पर पार्टी तो होनी चाहिए !
मैं तेरे जन्मदिन पर खुद तुझे बधाई लिख कर भेज रहा हूँ,
तुझे इस बात के लिये मुझे धन्यवाद कहना चाहिए !
तुम्हारे जन्मदिवस पर आज तुमको यह उपहार मिले,
जैसे ही काटने जाओ तुम केक मोमबत्तियाँ फिर से जल उठे !
आज से आने वाला कल करे रोशन तुम्हारा फ्यूचर,
तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड भी तुमसे कहे हैप्पी बर्थडे ब्रदर !
जन्मदिन पर भगवान करे आप पर हो ऐसा चमत्कार,
की आप हमेशा के लिए भूल जाओ हमें दिया गया उधार !
इससे पहले की तू
तेरे जन्मदिन के केक को मोमबत्तियाँ जलाकर पिघला दें,
उससे पहले हम कमीने दोस्तों को थोड़ी सी दारु तो पीला दे !
आप जैसा प्राणी दुनिया में कहा पाया जाता है,
आप तो सिग्नल पीस हो, जो केवल यही पाया जाता है !
न गिला करता हूँ, न ही शिकवा करता हूँ,
तू जन्मदिन की पार्टी दे दे, बस यही दुआ करता हूँ !
हज़ारो में मिलता है तेरे जैसा दोस्त,
पर लाखो में मिलता है मेरे जैसा दोस्त !
हैप्पी बर्थडे मेरे कमीने दोस्त
सोच रहा हूँ तेरे बर्थडे पर तुझे क्या उपहार दूंगा,
पर बदले में पार्टी ना मिली, तो तेरे बम पर लात दूंगा !
शुक्रिया करो उस खुदा का,
जिसमे हमें मिलवाया
एक इंटेलीजेंट दोस्त हमने ना सही,
मगर आपने तो पाया !
अपनी असली उम्र इस बार किसी से न छुपाना,
जो भी पूछे तुमसे, उन्हें सच सच बताना !
ना तो आसमान से टपकाये गए हो,
ना तो कही और से गिराए गए हो,
कहा मिलते है आप जैसे दोस्त,
आप तो ऑर्डर देकर बनवाये गए हो !
रातें तुम्हारी चमक उठे,
दमक उठे तुम्हारी मुस्कान,
बर्थडे पर मिल जाए,
तुम्हें led बल्ब का सामान !
जन्मदिन पर तुम्हारे भेज रहे है ऐसा गिफ्ट,
कि गिफ्ट के अंदर ही तुम हो जाओगे शिफ्ट !
देश के सबसे बड़े रहस्य यानि
तुम्हारी असली उम्र के लिए चैरस !
हैप्पी बर्थडे कमीने फ्रेंड
तू हैं मेरा दोस्त सबसे प्यारा ,
मुबारक हो तुझे तेरा जन्मदिन यारा ,
नज़र कभी ना लगे तुझे किसी की ,
उदास कभी ना हो हसीन मुखड़ा तुम्हारा !
आमतौर पर मैं सभी के जन्मदिन भूल जाता हुँ
तुम्हें यह चमत्कार मानना चाहिये कि मैं यह मेसेज भेज रहा हुँ !
