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Short Dog Captions for Instagram
If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!
Pass the Milk-Bones, please.
I’m mutts about this pup.
I’m paws-itively in love.
This pup knows just how to turn a ruff day around.
Thanks fur always being there for me.
You know a cuter dog than mine? Im-paw-sible.
I shiz tzu not, I have the best dog around.
I dare you to find a dog more a-corgi-ble than mine.
The puggle is real.
I labradore you.
I will always woof you.
I love you furry much.
Love is a four-legged word.
I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
Thanks fur the memories.
Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side.
I like my dog better than most people.
My dog is the only one who understands me.
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.
Make no bones about it, you’re the best dog I know.
Dog Quotes for Instagram
Be the person your dog thinks you are.— C.J. Frick
My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin
Happiness is a warm puppy. — Charles M. Schulz
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan
Everything I know, I learned from dogs. — Nora Roberts
Funny Dog Quotes for Instagram
The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
I’m mutts about my dog.
Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
First, he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
He’s not fat, he’s husky!
Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
I love my pup furry much.
What the pug?
All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
I shih tzu not.
My therapist has four legs and a tail.
Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
Stop hounding me!
Cuteness overload, am I right?
I’m all about that pug life.
Funny Dog Picture Instagram Captions
I don’t always bark at night, but when I do, it’s for no reason.
I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my squeak toy. Throw it, maybe.
Paws what you’re doing right now, and look at me.
I’m so paw-fect. Love me fur-ever.
If you’ve had a ruff day, I’m here to make you feel better.
Quit hounding me. I’m fetching as fast as possible.
Who’s a good boy? Well, I’m a good boy. Obvi!
Anything is paw-sible.
Thank you fur being a friend.
I have just met you, and I love you.
Oh yeah, that’s the spot!
Will work for belly rubs.
Wait a minute… this isn’t the park.
Just pug-get about it.
No worries at all. It’s the leashed I can do.
I deserve to be on the cover of Vanity Fur.