Funny & Cute Dachshund Quotes with Images

Dachshund is a very cute dog breed. The Dachshund word comes from a German word meaning “badger dog”. This dog has very short legs. Today here we are going to share with Dachshund quotes.

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Dachshund Quotes

Nothing will turn a man’s home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund. – Queen Victoria

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. – H. L. Mencken

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out? – P. G. Wodehouse

House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates that affront their sensibilities with outrageous meteorological insults. Rain, for example, or a startling gust of wind. – Mary Doria Russell, Dreamers of the Day

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Cute Dachshund Quotes

The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar, and marble. – Christopher Wren

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Man, I have been taught, was made in God’s image but the dachshund, I have come to believe, was made in God’s spirit. – Solomon

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Dachshund Dog Quotes

Outlines are the last resource of bad fiction writers who wish to God they were writing masters’ theses. – Stephen King

Superheroes work the hardest when things get tough. – Laurie Halse Anderson

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You are! There ain’t no Thirteenth! Ain’t naught but the Twelve, that’s the truth! Yeah, I been to Verrar a couple of times, met up with lads and lasses. – Scott Lynch

But somehow in identifying myself as the healer, there was still a seed of both self-righteousness and defense from a kind of emptiness. – Gangaji

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Dachshund Sayings Quotes

The best way to do ourselves good is to be doing good to others; the best way to gather is to scatter. – Thomas Brooks

Changing is the rule of the world, if u want to climb to the summit with the world then u should ready to change every moment with the world. – Arya Vidhan

I’m not a clown but I’m not an academic either. – Tom Verlaine

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A nation that makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. – Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

Home is the definition of God. – Emily Dickinson

When you practice something with a conscious mind n then continue practicing the same even with a subconscious mind, You Master it. – Honeya

Eb White Dachshund Quote

Being the owner of Dachshunds, to me a book on dog discipline becomes a volume of inspired humor. Every sentence is a riot. Some day, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book, or warning, on the character and temperament of the Dachshund and why he can’t be trained and shouldn’t be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. When I address Fred I never have to raise either my voice or my hopes. He even disobeys me when I instruct him on something he wants to do.

Funny Sausage Dog Quotes

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so … yeah. – Mitch Hedberg

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If we compare the two, Facebook is currently a superior place to market a product like Slide. Twitter is more like a general distribution agent. It’s like broadcast radio. – Max Levchin

It’s hard to grieve in a town where everything that happens is God’s will. It’s hard to know what to do with your emptiness when you’re not supposed to have emptiness. – Miriam Toews

You misunderstand the point of a symbol of faith then.” He walked towards the vampires. “You’re abominations, of course, it doesn’t matter to you. What matters is how much it means to me. – Larry Correia

Those who trust us educate us. – George Eliot

Funny Weiner Quotes

To some, he might be “just a dog” but to me, he’s a person with four legs!

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Life’s better with a Weiner.

I didn’t do it… And Even If I did, I’m cute enough to get away with it

Nothing will turn a man’s home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.

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Some might think you are infatuated with your Weiner.

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Funny Dachshund Quotes

But failure has kept Curt at home as a nice warm dachshund. – James Purdy, Cabot Wright Begins

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Why is the dog on the counter? He likes to feel tall

The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren’t paying for any superfluous leg. – Mary Doria Russell

Sausage Dog Quotes

Those who trust us educate us. – George Eliot

It was a fine cast and lots of fun to make, but they did the damn thing on the cheap. The backdrops had holes in them, and it was shot on the worst film stock. – Howard Keel

Dedicate your life to a cause that inspires you and also greatly serves others. The master plan your life. If you don’t fill your day with high priorities, it will automatically become filled with low priorities. – John Frederick Demartini

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not. – Frank Zappa

She was anxious to be someone, and, no one has ever voiced a prejudice in her hearing without impressing her, had come to associate prejudice with identity. You could not be someone without disliking things. – Elizabeth Bowen

Leo A passionate lover by nature and a brave fighter by instinct. – Mia Sheridan

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The human imagination… has great difficulty in living strictly within the confines of a materialist practice or philosophy. It dreams, like a dog in its basket, of hares in the open.

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one’s self to be bored.

Sorry about your sausage dog. – Alexander

Weiner Dog Quotes

I don’t always bark but when I do it’s for nothing

Be kind to your dog. he is a few years of your life. but you are all of his

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