Sarcastic & Heart Touching Birthday Wishes For Ex Boyfriend

Sometimes it is very difficult to forget your ex-boyfriend and when you know that his birthday is coming, all your sweet memories comes to your mind and you start looking for birthday wishes for ex boyfriend.

In this case, we are here to help you to find out the best birthday wishes for ex boyfriend. Here we have also collected sarcastic and emotional birthday quotes and messages for ex boyfriend.

Birthday Wishes For Ex Boyfriend

Birthdays will come and good, but your shitty and careless attitude will never go away. Happy birthday to my ever-childish ex boyfriend!

Don’t be surprised if you receive my birthday wishes. I am a woman with a broken heart but still madly in love with my first love. Happy birthday to the first and perhaps the last love of my life!

Finally, it’s your happy birthday and you won’t be getting any gifts and birthday wishes except for me. Happy birthday you piece of crap!

Happiest birthday to the ex-boyfriend turned best friend. I just want you to be in my life, no matter how.

Happy birthday to my cute yet dumb ex-boyfriend who has yet to learn how to act according to one’s age.

Happy birthday to my partner in crime when it comes to eating food sneakily. I still remember those good old days!

I don’t know why we separated from such a beautiful relationship but still, I only wish for your good life and success. Happy birthday and have a mirthful day!

I have never ever got the feeling that once I used to have because of you. Life is not that great anymore but I am learning to cope up with loneliness. Anyways, it’s your big day and I wish you a happy birthday!

I know we cannot be together again but I feel so alive whenever I hear your name. Wishing you a cheerful and unforgettable happy birthday my ex love!

I paid a great price to be in a relationship with a jerk like you. And the price is my virginity. Nevertheless, wishing happy birthday to not such a terrible ex-boyfriend.

If you want a great gift from me on your birthday, you better don’t organize your classless birthday parties from now on. Happy birthday heart breaker!

birthday wishes for ex boyfriend

It’s been 7 years since we have drifted apart but I still can’t forget those times when you made felt like a princess. On your auspicious occasion, sending you bundles of hugs and kisses with happy birthday wishes!

It’s your awesome day and I want nothing but the very best for you on your birthday. May you experience true love again. Happy birthday, ex-boyfriend!

It’s your special day and I want you to take a good bath and brush teeth at least on this day. Happy birthday stinky man.

Life and tide wait for none. However, I can steal some moments from the passing ones to wish my past love happy birthday!

May each day of your life throws numerous surprises and you should get the love you deserve in life. Many happy returns of the day ex-bf!

May the eternal glory of God fall on you and illuminate every fiber of your body. Happy birthday, ex boyfriend!

May you savor the special day with the newfound love of your life. Please don’t break her heart like you break mine. Wishing you a spending birthday celebration!

On your 27th birthday, I have a valuable suggestion for you. Get a job or better be prepared to become homeless.

Our relationship was one heck of a topsy-turvy affair. I am glad we parted our ways at the right time otherwise, we would have lost the bond of friendship as well. Happy birthday best friend cum ex-boyfriend!

People come and go in life, you are the only one who stayed in my heart forever. I can’t have you back but I can’t stop missing you either. Happy birthday to the dearest person of my life.

So what, if we can’t live together as lovers, we can still continue the most beautiful form of relationship – friendship. Happy birthday, ex boyfriend!

Sometimes, I wish we could be together again but then I think, whatever happens, happen for the good of everyone. Happy birthday, ex boyfriend!

The biggest mistake in our terrible relationship was the lack of appreciation for each other efforts. I wish you are living a happy life with your new party. Happy birthday, ex love!

Today is a super special day for you. I hope you maximize the potential of day to the fullest and celebrate your birthday like there is no tomorrow. Happy birthday my ex love.

We have been through so many ups and downs but our relationship was not strong enough to survive the biggest challenge. I wish you don’t have to face the thing again with the new partner. Happy birthday!

We have lived some of the best times of our life together. For the sake of good old times, can I come to your place to celebrate your special day? Happy birthday, ex boyfriend!

When you are around me, I feel like there are better people who can be around me. Get out of my face now. Before that, wishing you the happiest birthday!

Whenever I need inspiration in my life, I look up to you. Because there is no one uglier and dumb than you and it makes me feel so good. Happy birthday ex-boyfriend!

Yes, we haven’t seen each other faces for ages but I don’t have any hard feelings for you. Your presence still makes me feel vivacious. Happy birthday sweetheart!

You are the same person who touched my heart and also broke it into zillion of pieces. I don’t want to see you anymore but I can’t hate you either. Many happy returns of the day to my ex-bf!

You were the ignorant one in the relationship but I overlooked all your shortcomings. A relationship is a two-way process but I was the only in it. Anyways, happy birthday and have a blasting celebration!

Memory Birthday Wishes For Ex Boyfriend

After having ended a love affair, very few people continue to have contact and if possible, try to make their lives away from everything that can bring back memories of their ex. But if you still have some love for that person, it is not wrong that you remember on specific dates and be encouraged to give him a call or send him a message.

As I still miss you every day, your birthday is a beautiful memory that will never disappear. Happy Birthday.

I am not stressing about the memories of the past, but I am glad that we broke up. I am not stressing about the worries of the future, but I think we will make good friends. Happy birthday.

I can hold a grudge against you for breaking up with me, but I still appreciate the beautiful memories I share with you. Happy Birthday.

I hope the icing on your birthday cake is as bitter as the memories you gave me. Happy birthday to the worst in history.

I hope you find sweet memories that you will cherish forever, you are a great person and I am glad I was part of your life.

I may hold grudges against you for breaking up with me but I still cherish the beautiful memories I share with you. Happy birthday.

I think I can never let this date pass like any given day. I have so many memories of the birthdays we have celebrated together that I can’t imagine you spending your day away from me and many times he asked me if there will be someone in my place who is in charge of preparing everything for you to have a happy day. I send you many greetings for your day.

I try to completely erase you from my memory, but no matter how much I try, I just can’t seem to do that. Could this be because this heart of mine beats only for you? Happy birthday.

I wish you a happy birthday, you may be surprised to receive this message, but you don’t have to since everything is left in the past and I only keep good memories from you.

No one can take your place in my heart whether you love me or not, live with me or not. Thank you for all the beautiful memories. Wish you a happy birthday, dear ex-boyfriend.

memory birthday wishes for ex boyfriend

Our memories still made me alive and it is the big source of my strength. Stay blessed wherever you live. Have a beautiful celebration.

Since I still miss you every single day, your birthday is a beautiful memory which will never go away. Happy birthday.

Sometimes, it’s better to separate the ways at the right time and keep the sanctity of love than to destroy the beautiful memories of the relationship completely. May you have an awesome birthday celebration ex-bf!

We cannot predict how long we are going to stay with someone but we can choose to create ever-lasting alluring memories with the person. I had some chocolaty memories with you. Happy birthday, ex boyfriend!

We only have good memories about ours, the rest doesn’t matter anymore. I still appreciate you as a friend, and I wish you had a great birthday this birthday!

We will never know why our hearts broke in our destinies, but I will always remember the beautiful memories of our romantic dates. Happy birthday to my ex.

We will never know why we had heartbreak written in our fates, but I will always remember the beautiful memories of our amazing dates. Happy birthday to my ex.

We will never know why we write about our destiny, but I will always remember the beautiful memories of our incredible dates. Happy birthday to my ex

You are a good person, and you will always be a beautiful memory in my life, in this day of your birthday I send you all my good vibes, and I hope you have a great time.

Sarcastic Birthday Wishes For Ex Boyfriend

Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!

Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!

Don’t you think you should make your birthday celebration more mature this year? I agree. Instead of offering orange juice and cake, I think you should graduate to champagne, exotic wine, and caviar. Have a great birthday!

Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.

I always want to see you sad. Because No one is worse than you in this world. I wish you were not born. Happy birthday. Enjoy your day.

I don’t feel like wishing you a happy birthday. Because, like everyone else, I don’t like reminding you that you are growing old. Happy birthday and stay young!

I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday!

I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!

I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday!

If I loved a person after mother and father the most, then that person was you. Right now I hate you the most. Happy birthday to my ex-lover.

It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!

Keep some hangover pills ready—we’re going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday!

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