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Birthday Wishes for Irritating Friend
Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday!
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!
congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy Birthday!
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?
Do you know why I came to your birthday party? Because I wanted to impress my taste buds with the food being served over here. Haha, happy birthday!
Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.
Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like fine wine and some turn into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!
Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.
Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God give all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.
Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.
Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!
I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday!
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday!
I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of that nice dog …!
I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!
I still wonder how on earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!
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