Naughty and Sarcastic Happy Birthday Wishes for Crazy Friend

If you have naughty friends, you know that they are the funniest people. And if you searching for birthday wishes for crazy friend, then you are at the right place. Here we have also collected sarcastic birthday wishes for crazy friends.

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Birthday Wishes for Crazy Friend

Are you expecting a gift from me? If yes, then don’t and think about throwing me a party instead as you are blessed with a charming and intelligent friend like me. Happy birthday!

As you are growing old, you might need a care taker to look after you in the coming time. So, shall I hire one for you already? Happy birthday!

Every time I see a monkey, I think about you as you both resemble in appearance as well as in actions. Happy birthday!

Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like a fine wine and some turns into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!

Hey buddy, are you fond of adventures? It doesn’t matter even if you say yes as now you’ve grown old and you shouldn’t indulge in adventurous activities as your body won’t allow you. Haha, happy birthday!

Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday, old bud!

Hey, do you remember the last time we had fun together? I guess not as with age, one’s memory starts to become dull. Happy birthday and welcome to the old-age.

birthday wishes for crazy friend

How are you even celebrating your birthday? You are one year closer to your death now. Haha, happy birthday!

How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.

I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advises to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday to the biggest problem creator of my life.

I feel sad for you as you will be losing two things today, your young days and money as you are going to throw a birthday bash. Happy birthday!

I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.

I must get awarded with a Nobel prize for having a high patience level as somehow I managed to tolerate every stupidity of yours without even disowning you. Happy birthday!

I wanted to write some appreciative message for you but I failed at writing it as there’s nothing to appreciate in you. Wishing a very happy birthday to you.

I’m a very busy person and you must consider yourself lucky as I remember your birthday, not everyone gets the same treatment. Happy birthday stupid!

I’ve been thinking about what to gift you on your birthday since last one week and finally, I’ve reached a conclusion. I’m going to gift you the title of being lazy, it’ll suit you the best. Happy birthday to the laziest.

In near future, you’ll be using some hair color to hide the traces of your ageing process. Happy birthday and congrats you are already one year down to hit old-age.

It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.

It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday!

It’s your 25th birthday but you haven’t thrown a single party till yet. What a parsimonious person you are! Anyways, happy birthday.

My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.

My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!

OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.

birthday wishes for crazy friend

On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!

Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!

So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy Birthday!

Your acceptance,support and encouragement has been my biggest inspiration. Happy birthday bestie.

Your face is the only thing that makes me gladly open my eyes in the morning and the last thing I crave to see before napping. Happy birthday my hot beauty!

Naughty Birthday Wishes for Friends

Apart from these special ways of wishing your friends, you could also surprise them by throwing a surprise party for them or getting them interesting gifts!

As friends come and go in my life, you truly are the best of the best! May this birthday of yours be the best you have ever celebrated! Wonderful birthday!

Be thankful your birthday comes just once a year… Think how old you would be if it came every month.

Best birthday my buddy! Here’s wishing you an unforgettable day of bliss, amazing joy and a lifetime of happiness!

Congratulations on your special day! May it brings you so much joy, laughter and love that you wish for!

Dear bud, you’re now getting so old that next year we’re going to have to bring the strippers to your nursing home.

Even if our relationship completely dissolves this coming year, I wanted to take this time to still show appreciation for the cool times we shared together. Best of luck, best friend.

naughty birthday wishes for friends

For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.

Happiest birthday man! May this special day of yours bring you several years of happiness, prosperity and health.

Happiest birthday to the great guy I know. On this special day, everything is all about you, so let us make it all about the things that will make you happy.

Happy birthday handsome prince. Look at you… you’re all grown up now. Time indeed flies so fast. You were only a little boy yesterday and now you’ve grown to be such a dashing young guy!

Happy birthday to a great guy I know! May each and every moment of your life be as great as our friendship!

Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.

I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!

I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. But with each passing year, I am getting older too. Happy birthday.

I wish you long life but not necessarily wealth, because if you were rich today, you’d probably be dead by tomorrow.

I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday!

I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!

If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!

It’s your birthday dear, thank you for being such a great friend, you have truly given me a reason to smile and be glad. Have a wonderful birthday dear.

Lovely birthday to one of my favorite guy in this galaxy. You truly are an amazing friend and an even more amazing individual!

May flowers grow as you walk in the path, may the sun shine brighter on your youth days and may every step you take become an adventure! Happiest birthday my handsome buddy.

My friend, I wish you would have a glorious day, and an absolutely exhilarating night on your birthday!

On your big day, I only wish you lots of fun, joy and happiness the world can bring! Happy birthday my best guy friend!

naughty birthday wishes for friends

On your special day of yours, may everything that you want in life be a path that will take you into the right place.

On your special day, I am trying to find the right words to tell you how I feel about our friendship. I can only think of this word – Amazing! For me, you truly are an amazing friend and more special than anyone I have ever known. Happy birthday man!

On your special day, I wish you nothing but only joyous surprises and exciting adventures ahead. Happy birthday!

Smile and the world will for sure smile back at you. Do not even think about being sad because today is your special day and you deserve all the happiness in the world. Lovely birthday handsome guy!

Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.

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