Cool & Self Attitude Quotes for Girls for Instagram Caption

195. Status Unavailable! Check Later.

196. If you hate me – Log on to

197. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

198. When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!

199. Do not give advice unless you are asked to.

200. Being glamorous is not a crime.

201. It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!

202. Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!

203. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

204. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

205. If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! 😀 😛

206. You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude 🙂

207. Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?

208. I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.

209. If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.

300. Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.

301. You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.

302. I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!

303. Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.

304. Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’

305. My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.

306. Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.

307. Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.

308. Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.

309. People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.

310. If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.

311. You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.

312. Don’t copy my style.

313. I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?

314. Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!

315. Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.

316. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it´s your attitude.

317. Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.

318. Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.

319. I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.

320. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

321. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

322. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

323. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

324. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

325. Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.

326. If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.

327. People with status do not need status.

328. Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

329. Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.

330. Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.

331. I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.

332. If life hands you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.

333. Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer.

334. Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far alive.

335. Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.

336. It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.

337. I solemnly swear I’m the best!

338. Like a Boss

339. Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.

340. I don’t give a flying f—.

341. I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

342. Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.

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344. Love is a medicine that can neutralize even a poisoned heart.

345. I am no one to harm you. I’ll let karma f**k you.

346. I am another precious stone whose importance is yet not discovered.

347. Traveling the world lets me discover myself.

348. My craziness is not everyone’s cup of tea.

349. I am walking on the never-ending path of success.

350. Negative Vibers!! Go f**k yourself.

351. We all are a little broken but life won’t stop anyway.

352. Spreading love and happiness won’t be an uneasy task anyway.

353. I am a person who is brave, strong and broken at the same time.

354. I know you might hate me. But! Who gives a damn man!

355. And if you’re the force that can break my heart and ruin myself, I won’t ever let you enter in my small world.

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