Best Funny 50th Birthday Wishes for Friends & Family

If I could package up my hugs and kisses, I would send them express delivery your way. Happy 50th birthday dear sister, I’m sorry I can’t be with you today!

My dear elder sister is turning 50 today, and it brings so much fun and happiness to the family. Your existence leads me to do so many things in life. Your guidance, motivation, and help were very important for me, happy birthday to you, dear.

My sweet and beautiful sister is turning 50 today. It’s the best day to celebrate. I am so blessed to have a sister like you. You have raised me like your own daughter, happy birthday to you.

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature’s way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement. Happy 50th Birthday Sister!

Relax and enjoy your 50th birthday, it’s your special day to shine! Who cares if you’re a year older? You’re also wiser, more experienced, and ready to take on whatever life throws at you! You’ve got this!

Sending so much love and good wishes to the most amazing sister who is turning 50. You have been gorgeous with your age. I want you to keep shining and doing great things in your life, happy birthday to you.

Sending you happy birthday wishes across the seas! Although we are far apart, you’re never far from my heart. Happy 50th Birthday, sister!

When I count my blessings, I count you twice! Happy 50th birthday to my dear sister and best friend!

Whenever you are around me, I feel great. It feels like a superpower around me. From my childhood, you were there for me, supporting me. Today, you are turning 50 and it’s such an amazing milestone, dear sister. Happy birthday to you.

Wishing you all the very best on your 50th birthday. I wish you to have an enjoyable celebration with everyone around you, happy birthday to you.

You are an evergreen person with so much beauty, energy, and power. Today, you are turning 50 and it’s the best day for me in the entire year. Happy birthday to you, dear.

You are not only my sister, but also a role model that I followed my entire life. Today is a big day for me because you are turning 50. That’s an amazing milestone for anyone. I am so grateful to have a sister like you, happy birthday to you.

You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life. You are still gorgeous in your 50’s. Today you are turning 50 and we are going to celebrate this day with so much fun and joy, happy birthday to you, dear.

You’re not 50. You’re 18, with 32 years of experience!

50th Birthday Wishes for Husband

A Toast to My Husband: You’re my best friend, my confidant, the love of my life. I can’t wait to celebrate you. Happy 50th Birthday!

Baby, no matter what happens, I will love you forever. Thanks for filling my life with happiness and love that nobody else could have given me. Happiest 50th birthday!

Cheers to the 50 awesome years of your life. Let’s spend the other 50 with fun, happiness, and more love.

Darling, thank you for being a sweet partner. I wish you good health and success on your 50th birthday.

Dear husband, I thank you for giving me plenty of lovely memories all these years. On your 50th birthday, I would like to wish you to spend many more lovely moments with me.

Happy 50 to my amazing husband. Thanks for always making me smile. With you, our home is a paradise. Let’s spend many more special years together.

50th birthday wishes for husband

Happy 50, dear husband. You have been a trusted companion, a wonderful husband, and a responsible father. Let’s enjoy your birthday to the fullest.

Happy 50, dear husband. You have completed 50 remarkable years of your life. Let’s make the next 50 happier and lovelier than ever.

Happy 50th Birthday to my husband. You’re the best thing in this world. It’s true. I can’t imagine my life without you. Now, let’s get this party started!

Happy 50th birthday to my super-awesome, wonderful, outrageously funny, handsome and charming husband!

Happy 50th Birthday! You’re a caring father, a trusted friend, and most important of all, a wonderful husband. Enjoy your celebration to the fullest!

Hey dear, wishing you a super-duper 50th birthday. I am glad to be your better half. Love you!

Hey love, I cannot express why I love and admire you so much. But let me tell you how much I appreciate your character, sense of humor, passion, sincerity, and calmness. Happy birthday to my husband turning 50.

I am thankful to share a space with you. I have enjoyed being your wife all these years. Now that you are turning 50, I want to grow old with you. Happy 50, husband.

I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have the head start. Happy 50th Birthday, Love!

Marrying you was one of the best decisions of life. You are the reason for my joy and glow. Happy 50th birthday, sweetheart.

My Love, I can’t possibly fit on this card all the reasons I love you. I appreciate so many things about you – your strength, your sense of calm, your character, integrity, and passion, your sense of humor and how fun you are. I could go on and on… Happy 50th Birthday Husband, my love for you knows no bounds.

My sweet husband. Sending you 50 kisses, 50 hugs, and 50 times more love. Happy 50, my better half.

Our life has been so beautiful. You have turned 50, so let’s make it more beautiful together. Happy 50th birthday, hero!

Raising a toast to my confidant, love, and best friend for life. Happy 50th birthday!

Raising a toast to spending 50 amazing years on the planet. I hope you continue being fabulous in the next phase of your life. Happiest 50, love.

Strength, feeling, integrity, kindness, and goodness. You check all the boxes and then some. The longer I know you, the more I find to appreciate. To me, there’s no one else on earth more genuine and precious than you. Happy 50th Birthday, my love.

The way spring blossoms the garden, I want to blossom your life on your 50th birthday. I love you loads!

There isn’t enough wrapping paper in the world to contain all the love I have for you. Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetheart!

To my cute husband. You have been the best friend in my life and a perfect partner. I yearn to spend many more precious years with you. Let’s celebrate your 50 with fun and fantasies.

Wishing you a blissful life ahead, my dear husband. On your 50th birthday, I would wish to spend more 50 special years with you.

You have been a loving husband and a respectable father. I pray you get whatever you deserve for being a humble person. Happy 50, sweetheart!

You make me one of the blessed women of the world. You constantly win my heart and make my life cheerful. Your love comes with no expiry date. Allow me to celebrate your 50th birthday grandly. Happy 50!

50th Birthday Wishes for Woman

50 and Fabulous! Happy 50th Birthday

Can’t believe you’re 50! Congratulations! Happy 50th Birthday

Celebrating you and this milestone in your beautiful, amazing life. Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetheart!

Congrats on half a century of making the world brighter! Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetheart!

Here’s to 50 years of awesomeness! Happy 50th Birthday

Here’s to you at 50…a woman with amazing wisdom and heart, and a bright, positive energy that makes a difference to everyone she knows. Happy 50th Birthday

50th birthday wishes for woman

Hope you realize what an amazing life you’ve already created — and are looking forward to more smiles and adventures to come! Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetheart!

I’m celebrating every one of the 50 years that have made you the strong, amazing woman you are. Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetheart!

It’s not the number of candles on your cake…it’s the smiles you bring. And you bring even more than you know. Happy 50th Birthday

You do 50 proud. Happy 50th Birthday

You make 50 look AMAZING. Happy 50th Birthday

You’re proof that 50 is fierce and fabulous! Happy 50th Birthday, Sweetheart!

Your 50th birthday makes me look back on all we’ve shared through the years and feel more lucky and grateful than ever to have you in my life. Happy 50th Birthday

50th Birthday Wishes for Dad

50 is pretty much prehistoric. But at least you’re not extinct.

All I wish for you is that we get to spend more time together, that I can have more bonding time with you and that you keep smiling your happy smile, enjoy your day!

All your life, you’ve worked towards making our wishes come true. Today, it’s your turn to make some wishes. Happy 50th Birthday, Dad!

Any man can be a father. It takes a special man to be a dad!

“Congratulations Dad, you’re officially…

O utstanding
L egendary
D istinguished”

Dad, we’re both getting older, but I will always be your little girl. Happy 50th Birthday!

50th birthday wishes for dad

Dad, you’re an oldie but goodie. Happy 50th Birthday, from one of your greatest hits!

Dad… in my life’s treasure trove of memories, the ones we’ve shared together are the ones I miss the most. Happy birthday dad.

Dad… like the shade of a tree, you’re my life’s canopy. Happy birthday.

Dear Dad, on your birthday, I want U to know that U are truly an inspiration, a friend and a teacher to all of us.

Every awesome dad deserves to have an amazing birthday, and more! Happy birthday father.

From helping me up when I fell to taking me out for practice after I missed the winning goal, you’ve taught me to never give up. I owe my success in life to U, and can’t wait to take you out for your birthday. happy bday dad.

Growing up, I always admired your awards. Today, I have to say that you deserve the Best Dad in the World award for all that U do. Have a happy birthday, Dad. You deserve the best!

Happy 50th Birthday Dad! May all your fish be big, your beers stay cold, and your sports teams have a winning season!

Happy 50th birthday. Congratulations… from now on you’re officially old!

Happy birthday to the man who taught me everything I know. I am so honored to share in your wisdom. I love U!

Happy birthday to the World’s Best Dad!

Happy birthday to you, dad, just know that I love you and that I would not know where I am right now if you are not there for me to guide me through it all. hbd dad

I always wanted to grow up to be just like U, and I still haven’t changed my mind. You are my perfect example of strength and love, and I aspire to be the same type of dad to my kids that you have always been for me. Happy birthday!

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