Best Funny 50th Birthday Wishes for Friends & Family

50th Birthday Wishes for Friend

50 cheers to 50 great years. Now, let the real party begin my Friend!

50 is only a number when you’re forever young. And you, my friend, have such a youthful spirit.

50-years-young and at the top of your game. Can’t nobody tell you nothing!

Congratulations on your 50th birthday! What a great opportunity to stop and reflect on how much you have achieved so far in life. You are an inspiration to all of us. May your future be bright and full of many blessings!

Don’t trip, they’re not wrinkles, they’re smile lines! And they signify wisdom and strength. I hope you have plenty more in the next few years! Happy Birthday, Friend!

50th birthday wishes for friend

Don’t worry dear friend, they’re not wrinkles, they’re smile lines, and I hope you have plenty more by the time you’re 60!

Fifty never looked so good as it does on my best friend!

Friend – Congratulations on your 50th birthday! What a prime opportunity to stop and reflect on how much you have achieved in so little time. You are an inspiration to all of us. May your future be bright and full of wonders.

Friend, I watched you create a great life with a beautiful family. Congratulations on 50 amazing years!

Happy 50th Birthday to one of my most special friends!

Happy 50th birthday! I’m so grateful for your friendship and all the fun times we’ve shared over the years. Here’s to many more!

Happy 50th birthday! I’m so grateful for your friendship and all the fun we’ve shared over the years. Here’s to many, many more!

50th birthday wishes for friend

Happy birthday to the kindest, most generous person I know. I hope you have a fantastic 50th birthday and that the years ahead are long and full of many blessings to you and your family.

Have a very happy 50th birthday! Let’s go out for drinks later!

Hey, Friend! You’re the youngest 50-year-old I know!

If you’re the new face of 50, then it’s going to be an amazing year. Happy Birthday, dear friend!

Many happy returns to you on your 50th birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day full of friends, family, and cake!

My family and I wish you the best on your 50th birthday! I hope you have a great day full of loved ones, friends, and cake!

My friend, You have so much to be proud of at 50. Congrats and enjoy!

Sending you many happy returns on your fiftieth birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day celebrating with family and friends. I’m sorry we can’t be with you, but we will raise our glass to your continued good health and future happiness all the way from [insert location].

Though we couldn’t be with you today, we’re raising our glass and wishing you the happiest of 50th birthdays! I hope you have a wonderful day celebrating with family and friends.

To my best friend, You don’t look a day over fabulous! Happy 50th birthday

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the kindest friend I know. I hope you have a fantastic 50th birthday today.

Wishing you all the very best on your 50th birthday, and many happy returns for the year ahead. Enjoy the attention on your special day, you deserve it my beautiful friend.

Wishing you the very best on your 50th birthday. Enjoy the attention on your special day, you deserve it my wonderful friend.

You look incredible for 50! Wishing you the happiest of birthdays, my friend.

You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy 50th birthday!

You’re such a generous, kind, fabulous person and I’m so lucky to have you as a friend. Wishing you an extra special 50th birthday and best wishes for the year ahead.

You’re such an empathetic, kind, and generous human. I’m so lucky to have you as a friend. Wishing you a special 50th birthday!

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

“50 years old and full of…

V igor
I nspiration
A ccomplishments
G enerosity
R esourcefulness
A ttractiveness”

“Congratulations you’re now fifty! Here are some things to look forward to…

F iber supplements
I ndigestion
F latulence / Flashes
T oupee / Tiredness
I ncontinence
E ar hair / Estrogen supplements
S agging”

Congratulations! You’re 50! Smile… while you still have teeth.

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is? Happy 50th birthday!

Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get up again! Happy 50th birthday!

Don’t panic, those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head! It’s time to celebrate your 50th birthday!

funny 50th birthday wishes

Happy 50th birthday! Don’t forget to iron that birthday suit.

Happy 50th birthday! I’m so pleased to hear you’re over the hill instead of under it.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department. Happy 50th Birthday!

So, you’re finally 50. Now we can round your age up to 100!

Technically you’re not 50. You’re only $49.95, plus tax!

Welcome to middle age: that time when you finally get your head together – then your body starts falling apart. Happy 50th Birthday!

You’re 50 and you’ve acquired a lot of common sense… which is lucky, because your sense of sight and hearing aren’t what they used to be!

You’re fifty? Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

You’ve got so much to look forward to in your 50s. In the words of Bob Hope: “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap”.

50th Birthday Wishes for Brother

“Congratulations dear brother, you’re officially…

A ntiquated
N ot a spring chicken
C reaky
I nfirm
E lderly
N ot young
T ottering”

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy 50th Birthday!

Happy 50th birthday to my brother. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday! Although we’re far apart you’re never far from my thoughts. Sending you birthday wishes across the miles! I hope you have a great day!

50th birthday wishes for brother

Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about turning 50. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Have a great birthday and enjoy the celebrations – you deserve it! Happy 50th Birthday!

It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy 50th Birthday buddy!

No matter how serious life gets, or how old we grow, you’ve got to have that one person in your life you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you bro! Have a brilliant 50th birthday!

Remember how excited you were when you turned 10 years old? Well now you should be 5 times as excited! Happy 50th Birthday!

The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stay the same! Happy 50th birthday brother!

“You…

Look 21
Feel 18
Act 11
—-
That makes you 50!”

You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more! Happy 50th Birthday!

50th Birthday Wishes for Sister

Cheers to my dear sister on your 50th birthday! I’ll be raising a glass in your honor… or maybe three or four! I really wish we could be together to celebrate! Miss you xx

Dear sister, may you have the best birthday ever. Today you are turning 50 and it’s a milestone. I am so blessed and happy to have an amazing guardian like you, happy birthday to you.

Dear sister, you always accepted me as I am. I am so blessed and happy to have an amazing sister like you. Today, you are turning 50 and I am the happiest brother in the whole world, take my love.

Don’t worry sister, they’re not wrinkles, they’re smile lines, and I hope you have plenty more by the time you’re 60!

Everyone has a superman in their life, it’s you in my life. You were there for me all the time when I needed support. Whatever I have been today, it’s because of your dedication and hard work.

Happiest 50th birthday to my gorgeous sister. When I look at you, I feel like age is nothing but a number. Sending lots of good wishes and love to you.

Happy 20th Anniversary of your 30th Birthday!

Happy 50th birthday to my dearest sister! You are such a wonderful person and deserve so much happiness on your special day. I hope it is filled with joy and laughter!

50th birthday wishes for sister

Happy 50th birthday to the best sister in the world. May you find all the happiness in your life. You are a gorgeous girl and still, you are getting beautiful every year. I am sending all the love, good wishes, and blessings to you.

Hey dear sister, you are 50! Isn’t that unbelievable? I feel like you are only in your 20’s only. Sending all the good wishes, love, and happiness to you on this big day, happy birthday to you.

Hey dear, you are finally 50, and it’s a great feeling to be around you all the time, happy birthday to you.

I have never felt the need of a mother, while you were with you. Whatever I am today, just because of your dedication and hard work. I am so grateful to have an amazing sister like you. As you are turning 50, I am going to bring the sweetest cake for you, happy birthday to you.

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